lol apparently there’s a massive shit in the toilet that won’t flush and no one knows whose it is cause no one remembers when they went to the bathroom

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so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video

 

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omg my mum cut my hair really short (i told her i wanted a trim to get all the dead bits off D: ) and now i have to figure out a new hair do

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

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sensitivefilipino:

triye:

Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart

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web-head:

I was thinking about this at work all of tonight and laughing the whole time.

web-head:

I was thinking about this at work all of tonight and laughing the whole time.

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sweetlasers:

hey i just met you

and this is jay z

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threepac:

this is my blogging face

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To whom ever is throwing water balloons at my house,

I will eat your babies. I will eat them and make you eat their defecated remains and recycle that until you die from malnutrition.

Sincerely,
The lovely neighbour
xoxo gossip girl

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richwhitelesbian:

a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad

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